Tips For Freshman

Here are a few tips for this year’s freshmen to make their lives a bit easier. The first tip is, if you see random money laying around in an all too obvious place leave it there. Don’t pick it up; it’s most likely attached to the floor. Secondly, do not buy an elevator pass. They’re not real. They are not sold in room 106. Don’t buy one. Another thing: there is not a pool on the third floor, just no. Do not buy into there being a third floor pool. The third floor is where the game room is. On a little bit more of a serious note, you will not leave high school with the same friends you started with. People will change, so go ahead and prepare now. Don’t let yourself get too hurt.

                                                                                -Castro

                Okay, freshmen, you need to learn a few things about high school, if you haven’t already. First, if there is a nasty rumor going on about you, just ignore it. If you just blow it off like it’s nothing, people will forget about it. More than likely, no one even knows who you are or cares about your problems anyway. Second, if an upperclassman shows some sort of interest in you, I can guarantee it’s not because of your “great personality.” Just don’t fall for it; don’t be one of those stupid freshman girls. Another thing is how some of you dress for school. No one cares if you look like Malibu Barbie. Looking like that isn’t going to get you anywhere in life, so please just give it up and concentrate more on your grades and less on your hair. My last tip for you is this: walk straight in the hallways! You DO NOT walk in the middle of the hallway, let alone stand there like an idiot. Walk to the right of the hallways, and please walk faster than you all usually do. Follow these rules and the rest of us won’t make your high school experience suck miserably.

-Love Always, Regina George