-Castro
Okay,
freshmen, you need to learn a few things about high school, if you haven’t
already. First, if there is a nasty rumor going on about you, just ignore it.
If you just blow it off like it’s nothing, people will forget about it. More
than likely, no one even knows who you are or cares about your problems anyway.
Second, if an upperclassman shows some sort of interest in you, I can guarantee
it’s not because of your “great personality.” Just don’t fall for it; don’t be
one of those stupid freshman girls. Another thing is how some of you dress for
school. No one cares if you look like Malibu Barbie. Looking like that isn’t
going to get you anywhere in life, so please just give it up and concentrate
more on your grades and less on your hair. My last tip for you is this: walk
straight in the hallways! You DO NOT
walk in the middle of the hallway, let alone stand there like an idiot. Walk to
the right of the hallways, and please walk faster than you all usually do.
Follow these rules and the rest of us won’t make your high school experience
suck miserably.
-Love Always, Regina George